i use the whitagram app!
me shaking th hand of the president of the united states of america
the president is the turtle btw
are u implying that people might think a turtle runs this blog and u feel like u need to clear up the fact that I’m not, in fact, a turtle
So no ones actually gonna call out the fact that this turtle is supposedly the president
WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?
I tried out some style and used it with charmeleon and I kinda like the end result
hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen
hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair
hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner
Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair
Fun fact; Vikings were known for being some of the most well groomed people alive during the medieval times; They had tweezers, combs, razors, and earspoons (for earwax), I can’t remember off the top of my head whether they had toothbrushes or not. They also bathed regularly and the men were known for seducing women with their ‘unholy cleanliness’. Women literally left their husbands and fathers because of how well groomed and nice-smelling these “vicious viking men” were. (Seriously, look it up, all accounts are hilarious and so angry.)