how do you get those white side borders on insta
Anonymous

i use the whitagram app!

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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annieauguste:

accidently:

realdomdom:

accidently:

me shaking th hand of the president of the united states of america

the president is the turtle btw

are u implying that people might think a turtle runs this blog and u feel like u need to clear up the fact that I’m not, in fact, a turtle

So no ones actually gonna call out the fact that this turtle is supposedly the president

open rp

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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yellowfur:

I tried out some style and used it with charmeleon and I kinda like the end result

miss-mafia:

fancynancyadventures:

boosket:

necrotizingfaciitis:

baboushkat:

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair

Fun fact; Vikings were known for being some of the most well groomed people alive during the medieval times; They had tweezers, combs, razors, and earspoons (for earwax), I can’t remember off the top of my head whether they had toothbrushes or not. They also bathed regularly and the men were known for seducing women with their ‘unholy cleanliness’. Women literally left their husbands and fathers because of how well groomed and nice-smelling these “vicious viking men” were. (Seriously, look it up, all accounts are hilarious and so angry.)